Seriously. The title says it all. I've got more stories to tell, and wonderfully keen observations to make about all the twatwaffles of the world, but I've been on the road last few days, and am about to hop on it again, this time headed for Denver. Maybe tomorrow, if you're lucky enough, I'll post about all the douchey things I did the night before, sans pictures. I hope.
But really, thank you guys for reading this nonsensical drivel I call a bloggity blog-- I swear you must have nothing better to do.
Also, an update on the Step Up Revolution: plot sucks major Rocky Mountain Oysters, but the eye candy is good. And all those hot bodies REALLY made me wish I hadn't eaten that giant hotdog right before the movie-- some carrots and fuckin' Crystal Light would've been a better choice. Fuckin' A, do those assholes have some bangin' bodies. Jesus Christ!
Now. I'm off to eat a giant shit sandwich, hop in the shower, wash the stink out of my perfectly groomed and bleached asshole, and get back on the road.
Till then, laterz, bitches.
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