Driving while.....

So, there is no way that Skampcity went to an adult store to pick herself up some paraphernalia.  Nope, she would never, not in a million years, do anything like that.  She never read those wretched Shades of Grey books, either.  So she knows nothing about all the incredibly saucy and hot things that Christian does to Ana.  Nope.  Not about the spanking (sigh) or the really controlling and demanding way he carries himself (sigh, twice).  And ESPECIALLY she knows nothing about the Ben Wa balls he puts inside her before some social event.  Nope.  Nothing.about.that.at.all.  But what Skamp DOES know, is that she's driving 6 hours today.  And it can get pretttttty boring out there on the road.. a gal can start feeling a little skamp-ish...

Which brings me to this:  have any of you rubbed one out on the road?  While driving 82 mph?  I mean, you know, I haven't.  Ever.  Pfft, no way, I was just, you know, wondering.  Because orgasms can be pretty powerful, eyes rolling back and all that.  It's very difficult to concentrate on both the road and your vagina at the same time--- And it's TEXTING they've outlawed while driving??  Oh honey.  Oh honey sugar boo boo!  Texting ain't got nothing on masturbating.  (I mean, well, uh, I'd imagine so anyway.  Sheesh.  I bet it's pretty dangerous and so no one should do it-- EV-ER.) And I wonder about things like: what would happen if you got pulled over from swerving while you were cumming?  No officer, I'm not drinking, nor am I on drugs.  I just came like you would not buh-LIEVE, and those Ben Was just feel so AWESOME when you pull 'em out.  I wonder if he (or she) would fine you?  If I got a ticket for Masturbating While Driving, I'd move over the large family photo that hangs over the mantle and hang that shit up in its place, with it nestled in the finest framing I could afford.  Because that shit's just funny.

Skampin' While Driving Ain't Easy, Either.

wishmeluck.