Alright, nanu nanu, motherfuckers.  A little Mork n' Mindy never hurt nobody. 

Right here n' now, I just wanna say that..... IT'S UP N' RUNNING, BITCHES!  I have no fucking idea what the fuck I'm gonna write about, save for making sure you all know that any day you don't find your shit stained underwear wadded up in the bottom of a trashcan in the men's bathroom at a low rent Chinese joint, is a good day.  So today?  Yeah, today's a good day.  Yesterday?  Well, let's just say I've had better yesterdays, shall we?  And we'll leave it at that.

So look out, 'cause Skampcity is about to get totally taste-free.  Well, mostly.